Let’s be real for a second; kids cry. Like, they cry A LOT. And half the time, they’re crying about nothing. NOTHING. Well… okay, so they’re probably crying about something… but I can promise you that that something is nothing to cry about.
Nobody knows this better than a parent, but if you happen to not be a parent or are planning to become one pretty soon and are blissfully ignorant to all this, well, here I come to burst that bubble of yours.
Below is a collection of some of the most ri-dic-u-lous reasons kids cried, and I have to admit, it’s pretty freakin’ hilarious.
1. But I don’t WANNA wear pants.
In all fairness to this little one, I pretty much have the exact same reaction when anybody tells ME I have to put pants on too. 100% relatable.
2. LEMME EAT IT.
Maybe the little guy was just trying to select a channel via taste? I hear that’s a thing for some people. I mean, not anybody I know, because tbh if they select tv channels by tasting their remote control I do not want to know them.
3. How DARE you.
Honestly, I think the parent is totally to blame for this one. Literally, everyone knows that if someone offers you a bite of their food, they are only doing out of politeness… under NO circumstances should you actually take a bit of their food. Sheesh!
4. I don’t CARE If you’ve peed on it!!
Maybe he isn’t crying because he wasn’t able to eat the pregnancy test… maybe he’s crying because he’s realized the fact that his Mom is taking a pregnancy test means he may not be an only child for too much longer?
5. What WAS that!?
I feel this on a deeper level. Sometimes the things that emit from my body are so scary they make me want to cry too. Don’t worry little one, you are not alone!