11. It certainly would!
I love a good pun that speaks the truth! You can’t argue with that! Couple that with an impressive play on words and we get:
We don’t want to miss any of those steaks, do we?!
12. Merry Everything!
A great pun that is also a stark reminder of how politically correct everything has become. I like the idea of this, just don’t say anything and let everyone just pick something that doesn’t offend them in their heads, it’s the safest bet, these days.
13. You didn’t get that, did you?
You know it’s true if the laugh didn’t come, it just means you didn’t get it, and not the fact that its buttock clenchingly unfunny! Honest!
14. We can be grate again!
I have a feeling that this one may not be his own work, I think he may have stolen this one! However, it’s a still a valiant effort, hilarious, clever and totally big on the groan AND eye roll scale!
15. This has just won the GROAN Olympics!
Clever puns are great but I personally think that the cheesy, cringey ones are the best, I think intelligence takes the ‘cringe factor’ out of them! However, this is still worthy of a *snort* and is very smart.
So, what did you think? Were you counting your groans, eye rolls and stifled giggles!? Or do you have better puns that would put these to shame!?
If so, let us know, because we love em’! Get those Dad jokes coming!