22.) Just in case you needed justification for the name “wiener dog.”
23.) Who even makes clothes tiny enough to fit you?
24.) The football field is absolutely no place for you, tiny pup!
25.) Who ordered the stuffed pepper?
You’re in for a cute surprise!
26.) Eskimo kisses all around!
27.) Stay away from the fruit bowl, someone might mistake you for a kiwi.
28.) A teeny tiny Boston terrier